E- “I’m moving into a cave.”
Me - “Okay, have fun with that.”
“…” *Stomps off into the next room*
“What’s the problem. I thought that’s what you wanted to do?”
“You’re supposed to stop me from doing that. That’s what a good dad would do.”
“What about supporting your kids in what they want to do? Aren’t good dads supposed to do that, too?”
“Not crazy things like that!”
“Well, where am I supposed to draw the line?”
“You’re supposed to say that you love me and you would miss me too much for me to move into a cave.”
“I would miss you. That’s why I would come and visit you in your cave.”
*Rolls her eyes and walks away again*